Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween DAN!!

Yeah.... The Noonan-Give-Away was totally nuts man... I didn't know how to pick who's comment was worthy of this great Helicopter, But after much thought I can proudly say , Dan... I hope you like flying things, because you be our WINNER!!! Up up and away good buddy. Oh, and you can pick up your prize whenever you would like. But on a serious note, Why was there only one comment on my give-away? My life is such a sham. Im gonna go look at the prize I am giving away.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


ok... So here it is folks, my first NOONAN-GIVE-AWAY! Here is what we got.... a semi-used( I took it out of the box to look at it, but then went back to playing video games) Indoor Remote-Control Helicopter. I think it probably works too. The rules go as followed: Make a comment in my comment section, and at 4 o'clock tomorrow, I will randomly choose my favorite comment to give the thing away to. O.k. So let the comment war begin.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Cosby clones for everyone!

Ok, So I know I promised a "give away" today, but I forgot to take a picture of the totally rad thing I am giving away, and now I am at work.... However, to keep true to my blog-a-day promise, and to stay on the Cosby theme for a bit longer, I proudly present a pretty great Youtube video for all you to enjoy....

Monday, October 27, 2008

New blogs all week long!!!!

ok... So I know that due to the drought of fresh content, I have lost all three of my readers. That's why I am making everyone a promise. A new blog everyday till Friday! How do you like them apples? In fact tomorrow I am doing one of those popular blog things " a give-away". Anywho.....To get things started, I am doing another list. Here is goes fools.

Top 10 Cosby Show Characters.

1. Heathcliff Huxtable.... You Gotta love the DR.

2. Theodore "Theo" Huxtable... He always be getting the Ladies

3. Young Olivia They Start off so cute, then add Disney, and 150 LBs.
and you get "Thats So Raven"... For Shame

4.Rudy (again, the young version) She was always getting into the craziest predicaments

5. Vanessa ....The black sister I awlays wanted. So Sassy!

6. Russell Huxtable ( Grandpa) So wise, yet still so fun. He always knows whats best.

7. Denise...... She was Anti-Bush before it was even cool to be.

8. Elvin .......Why cant the Dr. Just Give him a break. No one gets
him, But I like to think that I do.

9. Kenny........if only Rudy could see what I see she would be in love.

10. Sondra........ The older sister I never wanted.... So cold!

Well There it is folks.... Stay tuned for an update a day.... I am committed!!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Name it!

Dear, Internet

The other day I was putting the cover on my grill and I noticed this weird little bug that I have never seen before. I thought of googling for an answer, but I don't think I could just google "whats that weird bug on my bbq cover." If you know internet , please tell me, so I can sleep agian.
Love, your greatest fan, Noonan

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Internet=BORING!

I have a daily internet routine that is getting kind of stale. Usually I start with ( which I intermittently check through-out the rest of the day), then I e-mossy on over to to check out what the media has to tell me. Later as my breaks permit I eventually check a couple of friends blogs. When all my media sources have dried up I head over to craigslist and check out the free section and the electronics section, and finally as the night closes I check out the daily update on and I am getting pretty bored with the Internet and would like to hear what all you dudes and dudettes are surfing these days. Someone please make the Internet exciting again!
Oh, I dont want to leave out my regular visits to and my friday visits to

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Now for a list!

When I first opened Snip Snip for business I did not really plan on just making it an online sketch book. I had plans...Such as lists. Any who, here is my first list. Plan on many more...oh and some more sketches of course.

TOP 10 Comic book movies according to me. ( Number one being the greatest)

1. The Dark Night
2 Spider Man 2
3 Batman Begins
4 Hellboy 2
5 Iron Man
6 Spider Man
7 X -Men 2
8 Batman ( Tim burton's Version)
9 HellBoy
10 .... Um I thought over a ton of different possibilities but I honestly did not feel right putting any of them on here... Any Suggestions... Oh and I Veto anything to do with Superman... Invincibility= Worst hero ever...

Well There it is... I would Love to hear others favorites, or bitter complaints about which movie should have made the list.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Computer Sketch Book.

I would like to apologize for turning my blog into my online sketch book, but I just can not help but post these drawings I keep making every night. They are all just raw sketches of what could become actual art but I post them anyway. I am thinking of making a blog dedicated to these stupid little sketches I make but that would take time away from drawing. Well, Once again, here is another sketch I made this evening. This one is real simple but it seems hip. Well you know in that Starbucks/ Noodles Company Type of way.... Not real cool... But the commercial look to it made me feel like I had to post it.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Hand Part Two: Little Hand in the Big City

Sorry part two took me so long, but I had to wait for the votes to come in. So the winner is....That Rocket Hand Picture One! Ok... with out further adieu, Here is Part Two...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Night Drawings

Viewers I need your help! Last night as I waited for my rad little girl to wake up, I drew two drawings on my computer, and tonight ( or maybe tomorrow if the votes are too slow) I plan on making a sequel to one of these drawings. That's where you come in. At the bottom of my blog there is a poll to decide which of these drawings is to get a sequel made of it. Now what are you waiting for... The life of these drawings depends on you and you alone!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Albertsons: The most agressive ad compain in the world!

Wow. I never thought albertsons would be so obscene. What ever happened to " its your store"... wait... wait... oh, it says CLICK not....oh.... boy do I feel better.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Dev Team Patterson.... Project: Nose Picker

So I recently officially became an Enrolled Iphone Developer and I have started on my first Iphone will be called "Nose Picker". It is really simple yet totally awesome! I included a quick mock-up of what the program will do...Your Job will be to just hold it up to your face and wait for the Laughs. If I were good at programing I would say watch the App Store for "Nose Picker", but since I am junk, all I can say is be prepared.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Chris Burke to Join cast of E.R.

Today some exciting news for fans of the medical drama E.R. has been leaked to the internet. Chris Burke, Famous for his Charactor "Corky" on the 90's television series "Life Goes On" is to join its cast. He will be playing the role of the hospital's Head Surgeon Dr. Shlemhouser. When questioned about their decision to cast Burke, Scott Simonson, Head of Production said " You know, It just seemed right for the show, we are always excited to take our viewers to new places, Will and Grace made gay people accepted in the work place, now its our turn to make those less-abled accepted in the medical field."

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

SNiP SNiP... The Blog That Cares

Ladies and Gentlemen I proudly present SNiP SNiP, a Blog written and Produced by Scott Noonan Patterson.
Things to expect: Blogs.
Things NOT to expect: Old People, Teen-Romance, Donkeys, Walks on the beach, Government Hand-outs, Me to NOT blog about Robots, Advice, Free-Stuff, Non-Advice.
Coming Soon to SNiP SNiP: Fireworks, Explosions, Advice, Things that make you go Mmmm. Things that make you mad. Memories of your sad childhood you thought you forgot, Blogs.